Definitions of words by gender...

Definitions of words by gender...
THINGYFemale: Any part under a car's hood. Male: The strap fastener on a woman's bra.
VULNERABLEFemale: Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another. Male: Playing football without a helmet.
COMMUNICATIONFemale: The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner. Male: Scratching out a note before suddenly taking off for a weekend with the boys.
BUTTFemale: The body part that every item of clothing manufactured makes "look bigger." Male: What you slap when someone's scored a touchdown, homerun, or goal. Also good for mooning.
COMMITMENTFemale: A desire to get married and raise a family. Male: Not trying to pick up other women while out with one's girlfriend.
ENTERTAINMENTFemale: A good movie, concert, play or book. Male: Anything that can be done while drinking.
FLATULENCEFemale: An embarrassing by-product of digestion. Male: An endless source of entertainment, self-expression and male bonding.
MAKING LOVEFemale: The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve. Male: Call it whatever you want just as long as we end up in bed.
REMOTE CONTROLFemale: A device for changing from one TV channel to another. Male: A device for scanning through all 75 channels every 2&1/2 min.